Ladies Do You Use Vaseline What Is The Name Of This Song AND Who Sings It?

What is the name of this song AND who sings it? - ladies do you use vaseline

I heard this song once or twice, and I understand. I do not know enough words to make it Google. It is a kind of strange, is an old song. I think they have in the 90s. There are too few parts. There is a lady put Vaseline on toast. Another reason is of a man blowing his nose with magazines, and there's another part of the dying woman to get her hair with tangerines. The first correct answer will be rewarded with points. =)